We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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