I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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