Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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