remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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