can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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