How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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