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(281): View more from Texas

# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.

(601): View more from Mississippi

Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly

(901): View more from Tennessee

...are you coming on to me?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places

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(678): View more from Georgia

I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.

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