is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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