The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
ok first of all what the fuck
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
