She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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