I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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