A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
a search helicopter?!
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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