Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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