I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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