why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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