I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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