Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Randomize
