yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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