Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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