oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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