Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
