so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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