'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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