I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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