I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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