butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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