The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
True college students do jello shots in the library
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