i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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