Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
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