Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Found your dick twin last night
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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