CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Randomize
