is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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