Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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