Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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