Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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