I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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