As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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