how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I have post one night stand depression
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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