Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
He felt like a one man threesome
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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