I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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