i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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