what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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