worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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