There is no way he is gay with that hair.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
The ass gains better be worth it
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