pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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