About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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