operation have a gay friend backfired
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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