it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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