Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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