If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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