he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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