she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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