I just gift wrapped bread.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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